eBay joke thread

[Rev462]

OK, I've seen some pretty amusing things show up on Ebay, but this one is just plain weird. What the hell is this supposed to be?


http://www.ebay.de/itm/Mutze-DDR-NVA...#ht_500wt_1413

[Mike G.]

I don't know, but the Bockwurst alone has to be worth 1.00 Euro.

[Walter Schmidt]

I don't know, but the Bockwurst alone has to be worth 1.00 Euro.

It says the guy ate the Bockwurst though...

[Paul Spain]

Here is what the full description states..It's hilarious folks: and also EEw

Wonderful hat from old GDR times! For the description: The cap is round in the back and high in front, below is a opening for the larger head of the wearer, the side is still original one Bockwurst mounted to a suspension system as they could be worn only by well-fed generals, on top is easy to see a red bush radio antenna with head lice extermination facilities of the first kind (very rare), all in all a very interesting piece, and therefore also intended as topic-specific masturbation forums spinners and top hat busybodies! The sausage is not part of the auction, because I suspect that it is not too enjoyable more than seven days, I will lead this beauty (the sausage) to today, my stomach and intestines! The cap also has a no longer functioning exhaust system, was directly connected to the anus of the wearer and which caused smelly but still warm air in the head area. This cap was also used by the last owner as a spittoon - therefore in the interior still remains to find dried mucus. In this sense, a lot of fun bidding!

WTF

Anyway here is something I found.

"Special made" VolksPolizei undies..Please tell me this is fake, if not this is bordering on the bizarre

[uscob]

The Underwear I had with small and large D in the MdI. I also have some left with NVA.

[Paul Spain]

The Underwear I had with small and large D in the MdI. I also have some left with NVA.

Ok those is real then

I just wonder what other REAL oddities will surface

[Walter Schmidt]

I wonder if they have special MfS undies made for Herr Mielke...

[Viktor]

Genossen,
This Command has an example of NVA Undercracks to the Norm displayed in the earlier posting, later Bw underpants can be found to this Norm, both of which are within War store "Emil".

[uscob]

I wonder if they have special MfS undies made for Herr Mielke...

MAybe with a golden Border?
A friend of mine had MfS marked underwear but I never bought it as he was a bit to expensive.

[Jan Klaassen]

And another one in the category of "Strange Hats, Strange Descriptions"... At least, I believe this to be a joke x)

http://www.ebay.de/itm/Staatssicherh...item3cc0959f1f



With the text:

Staatssicherheitschef-Mielkes Lederhut von 1977
Der Hut wurde bei einer Übungsparade der NVA bei Berlin Mielke vom Kopf geweht
und mir in die Hände.

Or, in English;

"Mielke's leather hat, worn by him in 1977
During parade-practice by the NVA, near Berlin, it flew off his head (by the wind, red.)
straight into my hands"

[Chunky Monkey]

I knew there were some fakes and strange things on fleebay but man some of the things I've seen in this thread are bizzare!!!!

[Paul Spain]

And another one in the category of "Strange Hats, Strange Descriptions"... At least, I believe this to be a joke x)

http://www.ebay.de/itm/Staatssicherh...item3cc0959f1f



With the text:

Staatssicherheitschef-Mielkes Lederhut von 1977
Der Hut wurde bei einer Übungsparade der NVA bei Berlin Mielke vom Kopf geweht
und mir in die Hände.

Or, in English;

"Mielke's leather hat, worn by him in 1977
During parade-practice by the NVA, near Berlin, it flew off his head (by the wind, red.)
straight into my hands"

most DEFINATLY a made up story..No SSD man would ever just up and let you keep their hat if it blew off into your hands and the again none I don't think wore leather hats..Just the felt or cloth version..I may be wrong on that though. Still though that is a good hat for only 1 Euro

[uscob]

Right, if somebody stole Mielkes Hat he would end in Bautzen or Hohenschönhausen.

[BowlofRice]

LOL. SS coat? It looks pretty DDR to me...I saw this a while ago back when I was into Nazi uniforms, but I was already suspicious as I had never seen the SS armband on a gray coat.

http://www.ioffer.com/i/ww-ll-german...band-156501579

[ironhrt15]

Don't forget the tunic hanging next to it on the door. It pains me so to see such. fine things turned into fascist drivel.