eBay joke thread

[Soviet]

FC Bayern Trabant

http://cgi.ebay.de/fc-bayern-trabbi-...?hash=item3003

[Mike G.]

Am I reading this correctly?

Two millioin and 740 thousand Euro is the current bid?

Okay, must be something to do with the autographs appearing on the vehicle.

Anything to add?

I should add .....

near as I can tell the autographs are of the Bavaria Soccer Team, and not the German National Soccer Team.

[ehrentitle]

Michael - It's actually 2,740 Euro. Those comas get me every time too.

[Jeff Mack]

Not really funny, just sad..

http://cgi.ebay.com/EAST-GERMAN-ADMI...QQcmdZViewItem

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"THIS IS A THREE STAR ADMIRALS SUMMER TUNIC SUPER LOOKING EXCEPT SOMEONE DID NOT DO THERE HOMEWORK AND PLACED ARM RANK AND STARS IN THE WRONG POSITION. EVERYTHING IS ORIGINAL JUST NEEDS TO BE PUT IN CORRECT CONFIGURATION AND YOU HAVE A $1000 TUNIC.I'm gonna blow this out!!! CHEAP!!! PARTS ARE WORTH MY ASKING PRICE!!"


JM

[MaxxBrunn1938]

Not really funny, just sad..

http://cgi.ebay.com/EAST-GERMAN-ADMI...QQcmdZViewItem

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"THIS IS A THREE STAR ADMIRALS SUMMER TUNIC SUPER LOOKING EXCEPT SOMEONE DID NOT DO THERE HOMEWORK AND PLACED ARM RANK AND STARS IN THE WRONG POSITION. EVERYTHING IS ORIGINAL JUST NEEDS TO BE PUT IN CORRECT CONFIGURATION AND YOU HAVE A $1000 TUNIC.I'm gonna blow this out!!! CHEAP!!! PARTS ARE WORTH MY ASKING PRICE!!"


JM

Now he's Blaming others for his mistakes

[grenzflieger]

Then again if it would be real admiral ranks it would be a fair price but it seems like someone combined Korvettenkapitän ranks with Kapitän zur See ranks to make it look like the admiral rank. I can't see it very well but I guess the buttons are wrong too. The whole jacket exept the schoulderboards, collar tabs and staatswappen is doubtable... what a joke!

[Mõmmi]

http://cgi.ebay.com/East-German-Army...3A3%7C294%3A50



Um... what? East German death's head hussars?
This listing gets extra weirdness points for displaying the cap on a creepy doll head.

[uscob]

Not really funny, just sad..

http://cgi.ebay.com/EAST-GERMAN-ADMI...QQcmdZViewItem

[ATTACH]1191149[/ATTACH]

"THIS IS A THREE STAR ADMIRALS SUMMER TUNIC SUPER LOOKING EXCEPT SOMEONE DID NOT DO THERE HOMEWORK AND PLACED ARM RANK AND STARS IN THE WRONG POSITION. EVERYTHING IS ORIGINAL JUST NEEDS TO BE PUT IN CORRECT CONFIGURATION AND YOU HAVE A $1000 TUNIC.I'm gonna blow this out!!! CHEAP!!! PARTS ARE WORTH MY ASKING PRICE!!"


JM

Arm Ranks are wrong. They must go around the entire sleeve and come from a roll by the Yard with white dividers between the stripes.

[Frank Soon]

Another East German SS conversion, this one at $131 with 6 bids. Looks like they tried to shorten cuffs

http://cgi.ebay.com/German-Waffen-SS...3A1%7C294%3A50

Wow, just what kind of fool would pay that price for such a crap? (sorry, I can't help it.)

[Mõmmi]

Wow, just what kind of fool would pay that price for such a crap?

A fool with lots of money to spend, I guess?

Anyway, here we have someone's lame attempt at fabricating a Luftstreitkräfte general's visor.
Gotta love the repainted EM insignias and that cheesy gold piping...

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Post-WW2-Origi...3A2%7C294%3A50

[Klaus1989]

No bad ebay items in long time?! Here are some more East German items converted to SS that are so bad I had to share.

Cap from SS Kampfgruppen. Wonder what "early German" means.

While looks nice, and has correct markings, an obvious post war reproduction and are selling and pricing as such. Would be great for a reinactor, see picture, should work fine or for your collection.

http://cgi.ebay.com/Early-German-Top...d=p3286.c0.m14

East German LaSK uniform converted into RONA officer uniform (which seller confuses with ROA). It is also wrong because RONA was never official SS division because of bad combat record, casualties. They have strange and shocking history. Anyways, uniform does not resemble anything.

http://cgi.ebay.com/GERMAN-RUSSIAN-U...d=p3286.c0.m14

[Rev462]

Our friend Lastfrontline is at it again. Here is the ultra-rare DDR "Director of Land Agriculture" visor hat. This hat is so rare that the East Germans themselves had to have it made in West Germany - by the Alkero company.

I don't even think he's trying anymore.

http://cgi.ebay.com/EAST-GERMAN-DIRE...item4839fdaf27

[ehrentitle]

It was part of a secret Stasi program, they would infiltrate West Germany, go to Wuppertal for their Aklero hats and then swing by nearby Solingen to get their special Land Agriculture knives.

[ehrentitle]

I had to chuckle when I saw this one. Genuine, guaranteed East German border marker owned by a US General Officer with an interesting background story. However it appears to be plaster!

http://cgi.ebay.com/Genuine-East-Ger...item414e4f89b0

[Ralph P]

Here is the picture...