Is that a bayonett in your pocket or are you glad to see me?
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In the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king.
Duct tape can't fix stupid, but it can muffle the sound. -
"...and this dance is called the Camp Commandant"Comment
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ach du liebe ich werde steif
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Das Viagra shipment ist hier!Comment
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'I have this wonderful feeling we're going to win this war'Comment
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"Kommen sie hier, meine liebchen. I vill use die Heimlich Maneuver!"
"But, Herr Doktor, I'm not even choking."Comment
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Step on my toes again and this bayonet goes in your ear....!Comment
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