You cats know nothing.....

[DonC]

Florida? But he says he's at Fort Rucker! This is about as much fun as watching a dog get run over. Granted, he's a scumbag, but he's obviously delusional. I suspect he'll pull a Brant Murphy before too long.

Don

[sgstandard]

Poor Jim

Here we go again!! Doesn't ANYONE here on this forum have a heart? This poor fella is REALLY HURTING! He's tried, and tried, and just can't get a tumble with this heartless bimbo. She just TAKES, and TAKES, and TAKES, meanwhile wringing out Jim's feelings like an old dishrag. Be STRONG, Jim. Be STRONG. She's really yours, but she just can't resist treating you badly. Why? Because deep down inside, she feels unworthy of your undying and unconditional love. NEVER give up, Jim. She's waiting for the "caveman" in you to come out and just drag her back to your love cave. The whole world KNOWS that you two belong together. Please take solace in the fact that if, God forbid, you don't end up together, you STILL know it's ONLY YOU she will ever want. Remember, even unrequited love can be bittersweet, and your separation will only cement your status in the annals of love's tragedies. When it comes to Jim, don't point a finger - lend a hand! Jim doesn't need criticism, just a hug!!

[Dr. Strangelove]

Sg

SGstandard, well you might go down as an Accessory for encouraging this Nutjob/Pantywaste after he Whacks Dagasuarus. He clearly exhibits all the signs of a Stalker. Wonder if he has a gun, plastic dropcloth and zipties in his Car. Oh, I forgot she left him because he did not have a Car. Run Dag RUN !

[TonyS]

This turkey needs a Fleshlight and a pack of wetwipes.......not a girl friend.

[sgstandard]

Poor Jim

Now, you KNOW that there isn't anything that I or ANYONE could ever say that would change this poor man's obsession. I mean, it isn't as though he's crazy.
The weird thing is that she isn't that great looking. I have absolutely ZERO tolerance for someone (ESPECIALLY) his age that pines over some worthless broad like a schoolboy.

[Dr. Strangelove]

Poland

All he needs to do is take the Train to Poland and bang her Sister and or her Mom.

[Darin S.]

There is no way anybody whould let him Fly an Aircraft. Helicopters are naturally unstable, you put him on Board and ....well you get the idea.

Damn that's funny