French postcard, german soldiers translation help?

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Looks like French postcard with Hitler and german soldiers on the front. French writing on the back. Was curious what is says. Anyone translate this?

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front

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back

[TerryG]

Front:
On the drum: Give way or I crush you.
The reply: Carry-on banging, it makes no sound.

Back: (This is written in very bad/broken French).
Dear ??
I am happy to see you again because I love you. I have not been with anyone else during the long absence, I swear it on my head. Kiss. ??

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Thanks for the translation