An American college student was spending his vacation by riding a bicycle across southern Germany. West of Stuttgart, and short of the French border, he decided he needed a beer. He leaned his bike against the front of a Gasthaus, went into the bar, and ordered a beer. As he received his beer he asked, "How tough a trip is it from here to Paris?"
The grizzled old bartender stared at him briefly and then replied, "Panzer or infantry?"
Froliches Weihnachten!
Mike
If only I could be half the man my dog thinks I am
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