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    A Challenge To The Imperialites!

    My fellow Imperialites. It has been a steady diatrabe of abuse I have suffered at the hands (perhaps fingertips) of many of our fellow collectors. Why recently, it was even suggested that Jody Beltram and Rick Lundstrom should check the lock on this forum as I had "escaped" and was cruising rampanently through the evil, wicked, naughty Third reich portions of our forums.
    I have suffered through the blistering eMails, vile middle of the night phone calls, where some of you have whispered......
    fool..... idiot..... psychopathit lunatic.......... to me in my haze.

    Therefore, no longer being able to bear the burden of this foray, I put forth this challenge:
    I shall stop playing on the "Dark Side", and stay in here with the rest of you sensible fellows, if..................
    <p>
    Just one of you can produce a Gold Medal to The St. Henry Order for me to fondle .........<br>
    .... or perhaps a cased 1870/71 Knight's Cross in real gold.......
    <br>
    or just one, of the millions, of cased St. Henry Commander's Breast Stars that Bill has been taunting me with..........
    <br>
    Alas, these are but the few small, insignificant things I need to complete my meager collection.........
    <br>
    .....just a few things..........
    <br>
    .........oh yes, did I mention I need a Roessner Case for my Commander's Cross???
    ..........
    So, fellow forumites........... are you up to the challenge?? Can you produce one of these items to lure me back within????
    <br>
    PS: I could also be easily persuaded with a few cased Imperial Pilot and/or Observer Badges......... if they're real Juncker ones!

    #2
    Hey! Wudyuz tink diz iz, duh U-N?

    Stogie-Saddam MUST stop wit duh Zinky Tird Retch Distractions!

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      #3
      So!

      The other shoe has dropped, and the nefarious scheme is laid bare: Either you do as the Stogabomber demands or he will continue to pillage the non-Imperial forums of this forum.
      Oh, the dark side of this hobby is an ugly thing to behold....
      Jody, Rick.... are you going to let the members of this forum be subjected to terrorist extortion, or are you going to do your jobs?
      The time has come to put an end to Stogieman's out-of-control activity. Whether a surgical air strike or saturation bombing -- whatever it takes.
      Stop the Cigar Man now, and make the hobby again safe for the 99% of collectors who can exercise some control over themselves (not to mention keeping all the TR items he's been sniping available for the rest of us!).
      Gentleman, the future of all German militaria rests with you.

      George
      George

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        #4
        Ah--let him go! Don't want to break up my collection to keep him here! Enjoy the land of the fakes!!!! See ya!! LOL Mike

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          #5
          --Hey Stogieman, got anything pretty (crowned?), enamelled mit Schwertern to trade for a mint Cased L11 `39 EK1 Spange?
          --Hmmmm, maybe something er, ummm.....Bavarian?

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            #6
            I see, My pretties.........

            .......... None have come forward, it is but a few, paltry baubles I seek, a small and insignificant trifle, I shall be forced to jam your forum with buntmetal............. will none come forth??

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              #7
              --No buntmetal or tombak here PLEASE!
              --How's this for a 1870 'Knight's Cross' in REAL Gold?
              --Satisfied? It's REAL. I swear!
              Attached Files

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                #8
                uh-huh, uh-huh!

                Yep, and I have some AWESOME, beach front (potentially) real-estate on the western edge of the San Andreas Fault...

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                  #9
                  Yep--Stogie bought it from me, sight unseen!! Great piece of land!! Mike

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                    #10
                    --The badly formed date gave it away, right?

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                      #11
                      Bill, since Stogie had bought the land before this--I tried to tell him that this KC was recovered from a sunken U-Boat that was found next to a Sunken Russian Sub that was leaking radiation from it's missle silos. Hence the glow in the dark frame. I think he might go for this as he seems to not be able to live without the zinc goodies and he was so excited that the Republicans did so well in the last elections and it looks like his 401k will contiune to go in the tank! Keep your fingers crossed! Mike

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                        #12
                        Ha, ha, ha.... you guys....

                        ..... crack me up. My 401 K was converted to a different distribution about 18 months ago, before the market tanked, mine is getting bigger and bigger. Of course, for a small consideration, like that gold Gross-Kreuze I might be willing to share my information.

                        Ahh yes, it's a beautiful day in the neighborhood,
                        a beautiful day in the neighborhood,
                        won't you be mine, could you be mine,
                        won't you be my neighbor!
                        Hallo neighbor, can you say nuclear holocaust??
                        Why do we put Mr. Hamster in the Microwave oven???
                        Because we're all going to die of nuclear radiation some day!
                        Would you be mine, won't you be mine,
                        could you be my neighbor??
                        (NOTE: Apologies to Mr. Fred Rogers and Mr. Edward Murphy)

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